For my first post on the anniversary of 9/11 I would like to ask the question, 'who would the most wanted man on earth vote for for the President of the United States of America?'  I assume that he is interested in politics because of his latest video release for the first time in 3 years.

All this talk about illegal aliens in this country and what to do with them gets me thinking about who these people might vote for and why.  Since we don't know where Osama Bin Laden is, and we don't know who 12 million people are in this country, it is possible that Osama is one of the illegals right here in America hoping for amnesty and citizenship.  Once these illegals become citizens, they would get to vote just like any other American.  Without questioning any politician's patriotism I question who public enemy #1 would side with.

Likely Osama would side with the Democrats on most issues because his goals seem to parallel theirs.  He wants American troops out of Iraq like all of the Democratic presidential candidates.  He claims victory in Iraq just as Harry Reid says we have lost the war in Iraq, and Chuck Schumer declares that the American military is INCAPABLE of providing security from the mighty mighty Al Qaeda in Iraq.  And like Cindy Sheehan, he claims dismay at the inability of the Democratic leadership to force the American withdrawal from Iraq.

Now that we have narrowed down the party affiliation, lets look at the individual candidates.  Edwards probably would not be one of Bin Laden's favorites mainly because he would not want to pay so much in taxes out of his vast personal wealth.  All Democrats claim they will raise taxes, but none as enthusiastically as Edwards.   Plus Edwards voted for the Iraq war in the first place to become one of the 'crusaders' he despises.

Osama would probably vote for Obama in the primaries because of his grade school education in the madrassa.  As a devout Muslim, he would think that once a Muslim always a Muslim.  So he would like the idea of a Muslim in the White House as a victory against the west.  It would fulfill his dream of converting the leadership of the most powerful nation on the planet into a Muslim leadership.  To him and many Muslims and Obama presidency would be proof of the 'greatness' of Islam to conquer the greatest nation without firing a shot.  However, Obama's recent statement that he would go after Osama's friends in Pakistan probably sour the final decision against Obama.  While Obama just stated the current US policy with regards to Pakistan, he had never heard it spoken so forcefully.

And that leads us to the front runner, Hillary.  Osama would vote for Hillary because of his personal view of women as the inferior sex.  A woman as leader to him would show weakness.  Also, he would like another Clinton who, when Bin Laden is offered up for capture, might again decline.  Most of the 9/11 planning took place during the Clinton administration.  Also, the Clintons made sure to slash the military budget and close the military bases to make the military smaller.  A smaller military means that the US can not fight the wars with the manpower and resources that we might need.  A Clinton presidency would allow the American military to be weakened within.  Finally Bin Laden would like a Clinton presidency for free health insurance to cover whatever ailments he currently obviously has.  He could get the Great Satan to pay for his recuperation as he plots his next attack.

It is amazing that hearing Bin Laden speak is like listening to Democratic talking points.  Democrats always say that dissent is patriotic.  Osama Bin Laden dissents more than anyone, but I doubt anyone thinks he's much of an American patriot.  Thank you for reading.